Bienvenue

How do you get 100 barristers in a Mini? You make 1 a High Court Judge and the other 99 will crawl up his arse.

Why can’t a barrister have sex with a client? Because they can’t double bill.

You have been Nero

trail of sheep

sheep with no feet

sheep who will only eat

what they are fed

and will not question

or flee from flock

even when a wolf

is at 12 O'clock

fearing not

some wise man is alive somewhere

trying to get

the world to see