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As you ride like your life depends on it

and it sit there

harder and straighter than the Great fire of London monument

sweating bullets

skin of lead

your juicy pink apricot haven

sweet tangy melons

bitter after taste

spewing white glory

oh ja, das ist sehr gut!

glorious finish

mayonnaise squirting far.