Delightfully British quintessential.
“Delila, who’s cooking meat?”
“I can’t smell ******* meat!”
“Must be the news.”
“Dad, what’s for dinner?”
“I heard that, this is a meat free vegan household we don’t participate in the killing of animals.”
“Sorry it was a joke, gotcha. Listen, son, keep this between us.”
“I can’t I want some too, I’m starving.”
AND, the story goes on and on. Jingo.
Do you know that muffins have the most delicious center? Maybe I need to remind you all of this. Get some muffins this Christmas. Skip the turkey, its out of fashion and eat a lump of mashed avocado on toast. Save the animals and kill the rainforests while you eat, now that’s multi tasking.
Want to see my face? British. Quite.
I assure you, my hair is not green, and my face is not purple.
I can’t guarantee the tongue or stars in my eyes.