11 days until Christmas. Anyone wanting to comment on how much they feel the spirit this year, feel free. Feel free to comment on a lack of spirit too.

Ho ho ho

and she goes

whooooosh.

“What’s Santa brining me for Christmas this year father?”

“Hopefully something useful, like a hammer.”

“A hammer?! I wanted a toy car from that shop.”

“Can you fix a garage door with that? Didn’t think so.”

“Guess what I got you dad?”

“What’s that son?”

A happy merry jolly Christmas and a happy new year to you all and to all a goodnight.

“Goodnight, son.”

“Okay.”