The burning sulphuric sensation of the clove
vampirical nightmare
those beady bloodshot eyes
and those stench tongue vowels
give the day a rest
for the  substance coarses rapidly
to cease the heart
scare thy neighbour


*potential side effect* - garlic intolerance?

..."In some cases, the day after consuming garlic people can suffer from extreme fatigue, with severe cases including prolonged chronic fatigue. Lethargy, foggy-brain and overall weakness are also symptoms of a sensitivity to garlic." (https://www.bitesforfoodies.com/blog/5-signs-you-have-a-garlic-intolerance/). 

Sensitivity or intolerance is not an allergy or allergic reaction. You can't suffer a anaphylactic shock from an intolerance. You can develop allergies though. Please bear in mind when fighting those blood-thirsty creatures. 

cos... satire baby!