A magical list of food for all you to choose from. I make this list nice and happy and truthful because that is exactly how the world is, nice and happy without the sight of lies, deceit, betrayal, anger, jealousy or petty malicious aforethought.

Meat Pies

Blueberry muffins

Lemon meringue

Chocolate cake

Cheesecake

Custard creams

Jam tarts

Pickles

Hotdogs

Mustard on eggs

Throw a pie in someones face and then tell them it’s for their own good.